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Thursday, October 31, 2013

#horrorshortstory (Episode 3 - Halloween Edition)

Nope, I'm not celebrating Halloween. There's no such thing in my country. But, I'm always excited about this because I'm a horror fan.

It's been a LONG time (2 years!) since I posted the latest #horrorshortstory. Why uses hashtag? I don't know, maybe because those posts first came from my tweets, then I turned them into blog posts. This time, I didn't tweet about #horrorshortstory on my Twitter. Funny story actually. Today -- Thursday, October 31 2013, is Halloween day. And tomorrow is Friday, also known as "Studio Day" for us the 3rd semester Architecture students. So, I write this episode of #horrorshortstory directly to this blog because I have so many drawing tasks to done.
Funny... or horror?

Anyway, let's enjoy this.

  • *knock knock* "Trick or treat!" | *opens door* "Go away or your head is gonna be my next Jack-o'-lantern."
  • "Mom, look at that balloon! It looks like Daddy's head!" | And so the Mom finally knows why her husband didn't come home last night.
  • *at a Halloween party* "I saw a beautiful chick dressed as a ghost lady whose body was bloody and perforated this big!" | "You realize that our school's Halloween theme this year is superheroes right?"
  • "Who's that guy dressing as Wolverine?" | "It's not Wolverine, it's Freddy Krueger. And it's Freddy himself. And he's coming our way... RUN!!!"
  • *fixing the car machine* "Ah, this is depressing. Dude, give me a hand." | That dude does what he's told. Meanwhile, on the other side of the road, a guy is screaming. He loses a hand.
  • *in the car* "Whoa, that's a creepy laugh. May I change the radio station?" | "Uh... The radio is broken for months..."
  • *a car hits something, the driver gets out* "Oh, God, what did I hit?" | "I think you just found my head, Sir, thank you."
  • "Daddy, look! It's a cool motorcycle!" | "Honey, we're driving on a highway..."
  • The amount of the sculptures in that old man's house increase as more missing person's fliers are distributed to the whole town.
  • Going to a Halloween party alone. Everyone keeps admiring my wig, as no one dares to wear Sadako's costume. Wait. I'm pretty sure I dress as a witch.

It's too short, I know. And maybe it's not scary. I'm sorry, but I have to get back to my tasks and the movie Thor that I'm watching right now :p

Have a freaky Halloween, people! Watch out for Michael Myers.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Self-made Comic "Will & Harry: Modern Corpses"

Actually, I made this comic about 2 months ago for English task. I just have nothing to do now so I want to share this comic to you. I'm not really a good comic writer and story maker but enjoy it anyway :P

It's called Will & Harry: Modern Corpses.


Click to enlarge

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

#horrorshortstory (Episode 2 - Hospital Edition)

Just like what I said in my previous post, I'll tell you about the 2nd episode of #horrorshortstory, which I created last night (about 5 - 8 pm @ my Twitter -- if you tuned in at the time, you'd see my tweets). I was visiting my aunt who had a gallbladder disease (kalau nggak salah denger) at Omni International Hospital. Suddenly these ideas about making some horror story just popped up. Enjoy :)


  • "I had an accident and was brought to the hospital. They placed me in 1st class room. They said I was placed alone in that room, but... (this is my first #horrorshortstory tweet and wasn't enough for one tweet. Ghifari thought that I really had an accident, LOL) ...I heard two people talking from the bed beside mine every night." #horrorshortstory
  • "Nurse, I was talking to a girl named Lily last night. Do u know her?" |  "Lily?! She's just passed away 2 days ago!" #horrorshortstory
  • "Excuse me, I want to visit my friend. He's staying in room 403." | "I'm sorry. We don't have 4th floor here." #horrorshortstory
  • When you get into the elevator, the elevator lamp blinks at number 5. As far as you know, this is the 3-story hospital. #horrorshortstory
  • "Nurse, is there any injured nurse here?" | "No. Why?" | "I saw one of you last night. She dragged herself in the floor." #horrorshortstory
  • "Hi, I'm Hannah from room 312. You?" | "I'm Tessa from that room." | "What room?" | "That one." (pointing at Mortuary) #horrorshortstory
  • A: I heard some noises from the Mortuary... | B: Maybe the corpses are partying! Hahaha | C: No, we're playing cards. #horrorshortstory
  • "Krik... Krik..." | "W-who's there?!" | "Me." | "Oh God! I thought you were ghost!" | "I am." (he's flying) #horrorshortstory
  • "The maximum people of elevator is 7. There are 5 of us inside, but the alarm beeps suddenly." #horrorshortstory
  • "Dad, you're so mean! You left me alone in the waiting room!" | "Alone? I saw another girl there, that's why I left you!" #horrorshortstory
  • "Mummy!" | "Yes, sweety?" | "Not 'mommy' but MUMMY! There! Behind you!" | "It's just a doll, sweety" (the mummy's walking) #horrorshortstory
  • "You're not going anywhere last night?" | "How could I? I broke my leg!" | "But I saw you walking around the cafetaria..." #horrorshortstory
  • "There must be something wrong. I signed in for 1 person." | "But the doctor was sure that there were 2 girls in the room" #horrorshortstory
  • (On the phone) "Thanks guys for the doll. She can sing and dance. Love it." | "Hmm... We didn't give you a doll." #horrorshortstory
  • "I just met a cute little girl on the 2nd floor!" | "Dude, are you sure? Children's not allowed to enter that place." #horrorshortstory
  • "The nurse just came in, checked my blood." | "No, sweetie, I'm the only nurse left in this floor." #horrorshortstory
  • "Did you just call me?" | "No." | "Are you sure? This is room 209 right?" | "Yes. I'm alone here and I didn't call you." #horrorshortstory
  • I saw a girl crying in front of the Mortuary. When I asked her what happened, she said "They haven't found my eyes yet." #horrorshortstory
  • "Hey sist, would you help me?" | "Yes, what's that?" (turned around) | "Help me rearrange my face." #horrorshortstory
  • "My roommate is really funny! He's always joking every time I feel alone!" | "Bro, you are in VIP room." #horrorshortstory



What do you think?
Maybe someday I'll make the longer version of these tweets, make it into a real short story. Hahaha.
I don't have any ideas for the next edition yet, but you might check my Twitter for updates. I always tweet the #horrorshortstory there :)

#horrorshortstory (Episode 1 - Blackout Edition)

About 1 and a half months ago, exactly on January 31st, my house got blackout. If you are my followers on Twitter, maybe you knew some of my tweets about horror story in blackout with #horrornight hashtag. Here are the tweets:
  • I don't like using candle, because in some horror movies, candle is one of the reasons why we are afraid of the dark.
  • Have you ever tried to flash your own room with flashlight or candle during the blackout? You might found something... #horrornight
  • You found a clown doll moving by itself. You tell your Mom & surprisingly she says that there's no such thing in the house... #horrornight
  • You go to the kitchen and see your Mom there. You go back and get a phone call from her, asking you to open the front door #horrornight
  • The TV turns on by itself when you know that IT'S BLACKOUT #horrornight

It's not really creepy, right? Because my house in blackout isn't really creepy at all haha. Don't miss the next #horrorshortstory edition -- Hospital Edition!

(Off topic: Just watched Barcelona vs Arsenal, which Barca won, and Robin Van Persie got a red card!!! I'm okay about the Barca-wins-bla-bla-bla but not about the red card! *I'm a Van Persie fan, not really Arsenal's :)*)

Monday, June 22, 2009

UN, Kebaya, dan Jason Mraz

Hey yooo...!

Saya sengaja bikin judul yang menurut kategori saja sudah tidak nyambung. Tapi, sebenarnya 3 hal itu adalah suatu hubungan yang berhubungan dengan apa yang saya alami hari ini (Akh, cuih cuih, gilee... berat amat bahasanya).

As we know, pengumuman kelulusan SMP di Bogor rada-rada telat gimana gitu (salahkan DIKNAS! Hehehe kidding!). Jadi saya baru nerima hasil UN hari ini.

ALHAMDULILLAH!

Saya lulus dengan nilai yang (cukup) memuaskan!

Yeaah...!!!

Meskipun udah diterima di SMAN 1 Bogor, pasti deg-degan juga lah. Ya kalo gak lulus UN sama aja bohong. Alhamdulillah, SMPN 9 Bogor lulus 100%...! Yey yey yey yey... WOOHOO...!

Nah nah nah... Yang jadi problem itu, dress code (bener gak ya tulisannya? :p ) buat perpisahan nanti adalah KEBAYA! Kebaya, men, KEBAYA!!!
K - E - B - A - Y - A ... !!!
Bisa dibayangkan bagaimana jika saya muncul di hadapan teman-teman sekalian dengan memakai kebaya?!
Aduuh... Jujur aja, saya nggak suka pake kebaya --- apalagi di depan temen-temen SMP! Kenapa? Soalnya takut nanti pada terpesona dan jatuh cinta sama saya... :P
(Hehehe, kidding lagi. KIDDING! Please jangan dianggap serius!)

Padahal perpisahanya besok, tapi saya belom nyiapin apa-apa. Saya belom nyari kebaya di gudang (lha? gudang?!), belom nentuin mau disanggul ato enggak (please Mamaaa, jangan!), en belom nentuin mau pake kebaya warna apa (lha? nyari aja belom?!).

Hohohoo... Daripada pegel mikirin kebaya en perpisahan --- yang bisa berakibat sakit perut dan mual, trus bengong-bengong gak jelas --- mendingan dengerin lagunya Jason Mraz ajaa...! Gile, penenang kelas atas tuh! Terus obsesi saya yang pengen banget bisa maen gitar kayak Jason!

Satu lagi...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JASON MRAZ!

Walaupun ultahnya besok --- tanggal 23 Juni --- saya kasih selamat sekarang aja. Takutnya besok gak bisa nelpon, kan sibuk perpisahan. Ya nggak, Om Jason? :P
(Halah, ngaku-ngaku aja neh... Dasar! Khayalan Tingkat Tinggi: *ON* )

Sekarang dah tau kan keterkaitan antara 3 hal di atas?
Ada yang mau meniru saya?
Kalau nggak mau, JANGAN kalau begitu.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Percaya Nggak Percaya

My dreams come true!


Pertama: Aku masuk SMAN 1 Bogor.
Kedua: Papz ama Mamz ngasih aku BlackBerry!


Aku ini orangnya nggak gampang percaya begitu aja. Pas nerima amplop yg menyatakan aku diterima di smansa aja aku gak percaya. Temenku aja yang pinter nggak diterima, masa aku iya? (Gile, nyampe sekarang tuh kayak mimpi aje tao!)
Tambah lagi, pas tau aku diterima, Mama langsung ngasih aku kotak BlackBerry (Untung bukan kotaknya doang)!!! Oh, My God... Ternyata meraih apa yang kita inginkan itu harus dengan perjuangan yang SAAAANNGGAATT BESAAAARRR --- Ya iyalah!

Back to the envelope.
Sempet aku mikir, "Jangan-jangan amplopku ketuker kali ya?! Yg namanya Widya kan bukan aku aja!"
Padahal sebelumnya aku udah pesimis aja nggak diterima di smansa --- udah gitu, aku belom nentuin SMA mana yg jadi pilihan selanjutnya. Tapi untungnya diterima.... Alhamdulillah...

Terus nih ya, mentang-mentang udah diterima, kerjaanku ngenet melulu :P
hohohoho... Entah udah berapa kali tuh pulsa yang abis buat ngenet... hehehe... --- peace, Papa (kalo misalnya baca posting ini) ---